Thursday, August 16, 2012

what NOT to do...

... at the movies.

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ok so i go to the cinema a lot...
like a lot, a lot!
we're talking 5 times a month...
ok, sometimes more!

here are my top 3 things NOT to do at the cinema...
if you don't want to receive dirty looks from me and lots of shushing from the room mate!

No.1
DO NOT TALK DURING THE MOVIE!
seems obvious yeah?
apparently not!
i just sat through 'the campaign' with a group of teenagers sitting behind us talking constantly...
so constantly that at the end i heard one of the other girls having to ask her friends what happened because she missed a whole scene while having her super important mid movie d&m.

No.2
DO NOT SIT NEXT TO ME!
ok so occasionaly you go to a super popular movie and most of the seats are taken...
generally though this doesnt happen...
and if there is half a movie theatre empty...
why the hell do you feel the need to sit directly next to and/or infront of me!?!?!?!?!
i want to relax and spread my stuff all over the seat next to me without worrying that you're gonna steal it...
and i really want to put my feet up on the chair in front...
so if you sit in front of me you can deal with feet in your hair!!!

No.3
DO NOT SIT AT THE FRONT AND MAKE OUT!
yes this happened at a movie i went to...
it was opening week on a friday night so the place was packed...
and these two teenagers choose to sit right down the front in front of everyone...
next thing you know they are alllllllll over each other, fondling and kissing and generally displaying far tooo much PDA...
it was gross and sooo not appropriate...
if you want to make out at the movies, find a mostly empty cinema and sit up the back...
no one wants to watch that shit!
laughing like a hyena while your date whispers hilarious (i'm sure) sweet nothings in your ear also falls into this category...
if you want to talk/flirt/make out/laugh like a hyena on your first date...
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!


anyone else like to add to the list?

1 comment:

Miss Caitlin S. said...

hahah, nice! I NEVER get why people sit right next to you in an empty theater- i think it's really weird (obviously unless the theatre is full).

UM soooo with you on the feet up!!! I HATE that more than anything. I really want to kick people who just come and sit on a chair that i have my feet up on when there's plenty of space... haha. Bothers me to no end.

I do agree about the talking though I have one friend where we can't NOT say one-liners to each other during the movie. It's totally annoying and all our friends always get pissed but I can't help myself... how annoying. haha.

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